REPLACE YOURSELF WITH ONE,
IS MY NOBLE TASK,
IF I DO THAT WITH JUST ONE,
IT'S NO MORE THAN IS ASKED.

WITH JUST ONE, I GET A CREST,
THAT SAYS TO ALL, I DID MY BEST,

MY TEMPLE TOO, WILL RECEIVE AN AWARD,
IF MY BROTHER NOBLES WORK REAL HARD,

LET'S LOOK INSIDE OUR TROPHY CASE,
SURLY THERE'S AN EMPTY SPACE.

TO SET A TROPHY THAT SAYS WE WON,
BECAUSE WE REPLACED OURSELVES WITH ONE.
Ben Steen Copyright 1985